Hi there and welcome to the web site of Big Booties Burger, home of the world
famous, the one and only, no other than, The BIG Bootie Burger. With one
restaurants in over 523 countries world wide Booties is one of Americas fastest
growing cholesterol artery clogging, err, I mean hamburger chains in the
universe. We did have a franchise on the space station but apparently all the gas
our food was giving the astronauts was causing a potentially explosive mixture
with the pure oxygen so they shut us down.
Here at Booties the little people are what's important and we strive to make
them happy because nobody else matters but them. Who are we talking about,
us of course. We are the reason were here right, not you, the customers, the
god dam, whining, sniveling, complaining, picky, messy, shit-for-brains...
Woops, got a little carried away there. Anyway, you get the point pinhead. So
take a look around. You might find something you like and if not, well, go to hell
then all right. If for any reason you have a complaint then go ahead and contact
us. And remember "if you ain't got something crappy to say then don't say
anything at all". If you want to say something nice then tell your wife during sex
because we don't want to hear it and you need to let her know how special she
is. So just keep your dam mouth shut and eat your friggin food cause frankly if I
actually heard a good comment out of you fat bastards I'd crap my pants. So
shut the hell up because I may not be poor but I sure am a cheap ass and I don't
want to buy anymore underwear. Thank you and blow me too.
famous, the one and only, no other than, The BIG Bootie Burger. With one
restaurants in over 523 countries world wide Booties is one of Americas fastest
growing cholesterol artery clogging, err, I mean hamburger chains in the
universe. We did have a franchise on the space station but apparently all the gas
our food was giving the astronauts was causing a potentially explosive mixture
with the pure oxygen so they shut us down.
Here at Booties the little people are what's important and we strive to make
them happy because nobody else matters but them. Who are we talking about,
us of course. We are the reason were here right, not you, the customers, the
god dam, whining, sniveling, complaining, picky, messy, shit-for-brains...
Woops, got a little carried away there. Anyway, you get the point pinhead. So
take a look around. You might find something you like and if not, well, go to hell
then all right. If for any reason you have a complaint then go ahead and contact
us. And remember "if you ain't got something crappy to say then don't say
anything at all". If you want to say something nice then tell your wife during sex
because we don't want to hear it and you need to let her know how special she
is. So just keep your dam mouth shut and eat your friggin food cause frankly if I
actually heard a good comment out of you fat bastards I'd crap my pants. So
shut the hell up because I may not be poor but I sure am a cheap ass and I don't
want to buy anymore underwear. Thank you and blow me too.
BIG BOOTIES BURGER
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