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Are you an idiot. Do you think your an idiot? Do your friends call you an ignorant dumb ass all the time? Do people look at you as if your coming down off an acid trip?

Would you like know just how stupid you really are?

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The term IQ stands for Intelligence Quotient. An IQ test is more or less designed to objectively measure how stupid or smart you think you are. There are many standards of tests. Some are based on age. Some separate the tests into categories such as cognitive reasoning, mathematical understanding, linguistics, spacial perception, and a bunch of other categories with large unnecessarily bloated technical terms. Some are just a bunch of pointless questions aimed at getting you to take additional test that you have to pay for.

It is commonly accepted that an IQ test is the ultimate measure of an individuals intelligence. A high IQ could score you that perfect job, boost personal moral, increase other peoples perception of you, or get you layed. On the other hand, you could just be good at remembering crap, have an unnatural ability to do well on multiple choice tests, and as a result really are just a mindless dweeb.

The Satirical IQ test is specially designed to measure your IQ. We use a technologically advanced, scientifically proven, algorithmically designed method of separating the dimwitted cretin retards from the brainiac Einsteins. Which one are you?

Whats more is that the Satirical IQ Test is Free. It is also free of MSG's . The president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, took this test and confirmed that yes, he really is a fucking crack head. Who new? Paris Hilton took the test and found out she has a higher IQ then Sarah Palin. Unbelievable!

So what are you waiting for?
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Take one of the following Satirical IQ tests and test your infinite intellectual wisdom. Take each test and watch the brain-o-meter keep track of the size of your brain. Good luck there buddy!



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