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their products or services.

The Satirical Web Satire sites "Caustic Bay" and Toxic Bay are in no way affiliated with E-Bay. Caustic Bay is just another parody.

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The Satirical Web is intended as a parody, satire, and sarcasm. Nothing here is real. It is, for the most part, fake. All information on The Satirical Web is intended for comical and entertainment purposes only and are not meant to
be taken seriously. If you think The Jelly Bean Belly Buster, for example, is a legitimate product then perhaps you
need to seek a mental health professional for some serious counseling.


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http://www.photos8.com/
http://www.public-domain-image.com/
http://www.gifandgif.eu/
http://www.gifanimations.com/animation/Index
http://www.cksinfo.com/index2.html
http://www.coolpictures.biz/
http://pdphoto.org/
http://www.clker.com/
http://rainbowrowgraphics.com/index.html
http://gallery.hd.org/index.jsp
http://www.public-domain-photos.com/
http://karenswhimsy.com/public-domain-images/
http://cooltext.com/
http://www.freephotos.se/index.php
http://www.3danimatedalphabets.com/

The above sites all specifically list their images a free use. Most specifically state they are released into public domain. The Satirical Web believes any images obtained from these site are being used under their repsective sites "terms of service" agreement.

In addition, some images have been obtained from Flckr.com. Any images obtained from Flckr.com were searched under " " and "
IImages have also been obtained from Wikipedia Commons. We, The Satirical Web, do not, under any circumstances, claim any of these images to be our property, nor do we contend that they were created by us and thus are not our original work.

We believe all images not specifically created by the Satirical Web and which have been obtained from a third party listed above fall within the "fair use doctrine of the U.S. copyright statute". All images are being used in a conext meant as satire and/or parody.

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The following sites, services, and products are original material and work of The Satirical Web and are copyright 2008-2010 The Satirical Web. This excludes, of course, the before mentioned images and artwork obtained through the public domain or where sources are given for specific images and/or literature::

WAZUMB1!
PoisonPlay.com
Pimp Daddy Online
Pimp Daddy Software
The Jelly Bean Belly Buster
The Big Booties Burger
The Blow Free System
Suicide Bombers-R-Us
F.R.A.U.D. and Associates
Piss Co.
The Save The Donkey's Foundation
Tweekers Express
Holy Holes
The National charity Society
Totally White
Douchecrats
Retardlicans
Narcissistic Riflemans Ascendency
Weight Whoppers
Alcoholics Autonomous
Alcoholics Access
ObamAqua
Nukem Douche
The Bush-Cheney Home Waterboarding Kit
A.S.S.C.C.L.O.W.N.S.
Athiest Society of Superior Cum Loving Ostracized Whorefaced Nutsack
Kitty Porn
Satirology
Conspicuous
Conspicuous Say
Electrology
Replenderol
The Hammerciser Extreme
Happy Ass Condoms
Cow Power
The Moo-Nerator
M.A.M.S.
Moms Against Murder Suicide
Caustic Bay
Moshi
Voluptuous Valerie
Da Blips
Blips
The Satirical Web IQ Test
The Satirical Video
The Aberration Of Islam
Jehovah's Witless
Devour Tower
Khaotic Kracker Killers
Superior Web University
Toxic Bay


The respective logos for the above Satirical Web.com satirical and parody site are copyright 2008-2010 The Satirical Web.
The Pimp Daddy Software games and software: Bug Off, Battle Snake, Galagan Arena, Tetroid, Breakout Frenzy,
and Inter-Block are copyright 2009 The Satirical Web.

FinFinally - We can't spell worth a bean so if you see a spelling error (or grammatical error) tough titty!