The Khaotic Killer Krackers are an organization dedicated to educatiing the common white dude about their long history and proud heritage. The KKK's goal is to advance the white mans message of intelligence, power, control, and superiority over the universe.

We believe that by teaching about the history of some of the greatest and bravest of white people that appreciation for all the white man has done for this world will once again bring us back into the shinning light of respect of lesser beings.

We think that in todays society all too often the white man is left out. Our message is being lost. Our sense of Godliness is fading away. More and more the white mans voice is being left in limbo and disappearing like a fart in the wind and treated like the stench that remains.

Education

Our children are being taught in school that they should be ashamed to be white. Our children are being forced to sit next to illegitimate cretens, share the playground, eat in the same lunch halls, use common restrooms, even drink out of the same water fountains that Mexicans use... YUK!

Our helpless children are being taught that it's OK for a boy to take it up the ass, that girls should be free to swap spit, and donkey shows are more than just crude public displays of affection. Where's the humanity?

Politics

Our president is black. What a bummer dude! In today's world you are publicly humiliated and called a racist if you criticize our president. We should not be ashamed to be called bigots and niger haters. A black man can't do any good for this country. Just look how well our last WHITE president did.

Sports

A white man can't get a chance these days to play a professional sport. Forget about basketball. Football is out of the question unless your a quarterback. All the damn Cubans and Puerto Ricans control baseball. Hell, we can't even dominate in gold now. Golf?

Employment

There once was a day that if you were white your already 50% there. Now we have affirmative action, open borders, immigration...

A white man can't get a job today unless he speaks Spanish, Arabic, and Ebonics.

So What's a God Damned White Boy to do?

Educate yourself on the finer points of being a white brother. Learn about some of our greatest heros, legends, and historical white figures. Only from their examples can the white man regain the power and respect he once had. Only from these iconnic idealistic visionaries will the white man rise above all who step in his way.