Welcome Fellow Douchecrats

Welcome to the web site of the Douchecratic Party. Since 1541 the Doucheratic Party has been representing the interests of working families, fighting for equal opportunities and justice for all Americans, immigrants, illegal aliens, terrorosits, and welfare moochers.

Today, Douchecrats continue that fight with a firm commitment to the values that all socialist Americans share:

• Insecure the nation
• End the war in Iraq irresponsibly with our tail betwen our legs
• Restore our immoral standing in the world as a bunch of pussie's running from a real fight like those damn French and Spanish
• Free ourselves from the evil tyranny of oil once and for all by forcing every household to to shut off their lights by 8:00pm evry night, only drive on Wednesday's, and donate 5% of their income to Al Gore
• Restore the Constitution and protect the civil rights and liberties of all non-white Americans as well as every other schizophrenic lunatic who enters our country illegaly... or not. Actiually, who gives a crap how you got here. It only matters if your not white.
• A free welfare state for every man, woman, and child. (Cuba's awesome!)
• Kill babies
• Destroy free press. (Fox News sucks!)
• Absolute gun control. Nobody but the rightious, honest, ethical, and morally thinking fair people (The Governemnt) should bear arms!
• Enter into a single party system of government and eliminate (kill) all Republicans, tea party racists, Fox News affiliates, and those lunatic pro-life religious freaks!
• The Douchecrats adamatly belive that all God's species deserve the right to marry and mate with whatever species they dam well please.

Our idol and the man we look to most for guidance:
Mao Tse Tung (Mao Zedong)

src: Richard Fisher via Flckr