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Finally you can have the power of Barack Obama and the Democrats. Now you can have the holiest of holy water, ObamAqua. ObamAqua is 100% pure natural urinated spring water straight from the bowels of the anointed one himself, Barack Obama. ObamAqua tastes great and has been blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, a Holy Shaman, as well as Nancy Pelosi. ObamAqua washes away the sins of anyone feeling less then saintly and republican. You'll immediately fell refreshed and redeemed from republican urges. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.

For thousands of years, in virtually every religion and political party, holy water has been used to wash away the sins of Democrats, Jews, Terrorists, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult. But most importantly, ObamAqua can be used to exorcise the those republican fellings in your loved ones. Now you can cleanse and protect yourself while extinguishing your thirst with with ObamAqua.

WASH AWAY YOUR SINS, YOUR GUILT, YOUR THIRST, AND RID YOURSELF OF SINFUL REPUPUBLICAN URGES.

ObamAqua is 100% pure natural Spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed. By a Monk, a Catholic Priest, a Holy Shaman, or Jessie Jackson, the blessing does not take away from the taste. ObamAqua washes away the sins of anyone feeling less then saintly and Repiblican while quenching your thirsts and strengthening democratic ambitions...like nothing else can. Try ObamAqua. Your immediate redemption from Republicanism and satisfaction is guarantee!

MAKE IT INTO HEAVEN.

According to the experts, Over 200 billion men and women in this country are going to Hell. They are turning to Republicanism.

OBAMAQUA IS DESIGNED TO BE THE ULTIMATE BLESSED HOLY WATER, GUARANTEED!

We spent nearly two hundred years developing this product after consulting with religious and political leaders of all faiths and political affiliations, including those dorky Jehova Witnesses that don't even acknowledge the existence of hell. There was one resounding common thread: The Republicans are responsible for your negative actions, those actions have consequences, and these actions will affect you in life or the next. So, why take chances? Get ObamAqua now!