Welcome to Alcoholics Autonomous

Alcoholics Autonomous is an individualship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other so that they may solve their common problem and help others to continue drinking and fear no longer the stereotipical public persona of alcoholism. The only requirement for membership is a desire to drink alcohol and be an alcoholic who is not afraid to majesticly proclaim their independence from close minded anti inebriants.

Our primary purpose is to stay wasted. Alcoholics Autonomous strives to lend a helping hand and support other individuals hopelessly condemned to be intoxicated lush worthy crapulents. Our one and only purpose is achieve alcoholic bliss by drinking without fear and procliam ourselves lushes.