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Our Firm
A Little About What We Do
Here at Franklin, Rogers, Ackly, Urman, & Drake (FRAUD) and Associates LLC our
dedicated team of lawyers have over 2935 years experiences. At FRAUD we specialize in
screwing over ANY individual, small business, or corporation thats screwed you. If you
believe you've been screwed over by anybody, for any reason, no matter how stupid,
ridiculous, idiotic, or cheesy it sounds, we will find a way to get you (and us) the most
money possible and fuck those bastards that screwed you over! Guaranteed!
dedicated team of lawyers have over 2935 years experiences. At FRAUD we specialize in
screwing over ANY individual, small business, or corporation thats screwed you. If you
believe you've been screwed over by anybody, for any reason, no matter how stupid,
ridiculous, idiotic, or cheesy it sounds, we will find a way to get you (and us) the most
money possible and fuck those bastards that screwed you over! Guaranteed!
Here at the Law Offices of FRAUD we will fight for you. Our team of experiences lawyers
have been screwing corporate America out of their assets for decades. You can count on us
to get you 10, 20, 30 times or more than what you could possible deserve or get from any
other credible law firm. Slips and falls, broken finger nails, stubbed toes, accidentally
swallowing condoms (it happens more than you think), fingers stuck in odd places (like
your ass, hey it's not your fault), are just a few of the challenging cases where we can get
you astronomical amounts of compensation for. As stated above, we guarantee results no
matter how pathetically ridiculous your case may sound. When others say no, WE SAY
YES! WE deliver!
No matter what your reason, it doesn't matter if it's really your fault. You can always blame
your utterly incompetent, ignorant, self destructive actions on others. The best part is, we'll
help you get allot of money doing it.
have been screwing corporate America out of their assets for decades. You can count on us
to get you 10, 20, 30 times or more than what you could possible deserve or get from any
other credible law firm. Slips and falls, broken finger nails, stubbed toes, accidentally
swallowing condoms (it happens more than you think), fingers stuck in odd places (like
your ass, hey it's not your fault), are just a few of the challenging cases where we can get
you astronomical amounts of compensation for. As stated above, we guarantee results no
matter how pathetically ridiculous your case may sound. When others say no, WE SAY
YES! WE deliver!
No matter what your reason, it doesn't matter if it's really your fault. You can always blame
your utterly incompetent, ignorant, self destructive actions on others. The best part is, we'll
help you get allot of money doing it.
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| Xavier VS The Big Booties Burger. You may have heard about it on TV. | ||
| Members of FRAUD and Associates LLC recently volunteered at the Local Homeless | |
| Penguins Shelter Benefit to raise funds to purchase fish for homeless penguins. | ||
| We have several recent newly hired want-a-be lawyer interns ready to take your calls | |
| 24 hours a day. Please call and keep these low lifes busy so we don't have to fire them. |
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